59
GoldenNakedMan
Little golden naked man,
reaching out his empty hand,
palm turned up, looks like he's begging
for a pair of winter leggings.

Details make him appear frigid:
penis shrunken, nipples rigid,
arms are stiffened, legs are too.
Probably his skin's gone blue.

Won't you save him from distress,
keep him from frost's chill caress,
undo/redress cold undress?
God bless, I guess.

58
CafeBook
I'm sitting at a cafe with a book
from a friend I don't want to stop thinking about,
a friend with whom I'd love to laugh and cook
but currently I'm trying to spend time without.

I'm worried somewhat about the connection
between bouts of loneliness and how much time we'd spend
engaging in our happy intersection
and my discontentment when our conversations end.

And so I'm taking time out of my day
to sit and read this book outside my neighborhood cafe
and enjoy it for its own sake not because it came from them
so we can go back, hopefully, to being close again.

Maybe this is asinine. Don't know.
My sign it's time to disentwine and grow.
Assign divine design, recline, let go.
That vulpine smile though. (don't be crass)

57
LemonadeAndCookies1
Lemonade and cookies too--
buck per small one, two for double.
But no kids or snacks in view.
Hope they didn't get in trouble.

Selling food without approval
could get them a hefty fine,
also physical removal
if they refused to resign.

Disappointment scribed in ink,
menu purple, blue, and black.
I would really like a drink.
Hopefully they're coming back.

LemonadeAndCookies2
Lemonade for me.
Cookies made for me.
Sign displayed for me.
None purveyed for me.
Wish they'd stayed for me.

56
MetaphysicalStore
Heavenly Healing on mall lower level,
PA's largest metaphysical store.
Incense and candles to enthrall the devil,
crystals, massage, carvings, workshops, and more.

Went to the website to read testimonials:
"Love magnet kit worked immediately.
Root chakra tincture made husband quite jovial
after I dabbed it perineally."

Get a free crystal when you book your first class
as an enticement to sign up online.
Selenite missile to stick inside your ass,
has no flared base, but, don't worry, it's fine.

55
LittleTrees
I think this tree is growing little trees,
with shoots and leaves that rise and brush my knees.
The root projects extensions disconcertingly.
Are trees just branches that were sprouted vertically?

What happens if they continue to grow
and never turn or bend at an elbow?
Can they elongate rapidly
and rise up to an apogee
that punches through the canopy
and escapes the earth's gravity?
It seems unlikely that I'll ever know.

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These poems are Avi's diary. You can email him at avi@invariablyhappy.com