Single serving popping penes, tensive turgid whizzing wienies, flying free like green Houdinis, spraying seeds from burst zucchinis. Seedpods explode like grenades, pressure pulse from valve cascades launching pips like cannonades from plant rubbing escapades.
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https://www.instagram.com/miss.mantis/
A miniature sculptor of moderate size, of entomic dresses and floral thigh-highs, of possums and blossoms, communing raccoons, and curated shades of purples and maroons. And off in the corner under picture frames her husband is working 'til time for boardgames. A cool summer evening on top of the hill, we sit in their condo and quietly chill. Tip-tapping of fingers, the scratch of my pen, a peacefulness lingers among us, and then she offers me chocolate with hazelnut bits and gathers her laptop and blanket and sits on the other sofa with her cup of tea, and says, 😫 "Too much liquid! Now I have to pee!" And each exposed surface is covered in bugs. There are bugs in the windows and bugs on the rugs and bugs on the shelves and bugs on the wall and bugs in the stairwell and bugs in the hall and bugs in glass cases and bugs on the floor and, let's not forget, there are bugs on the door and bugs on the spoons and bugs on the mugs and bugs wearing costumes and bugs giving hugs. And twining vines line every wall of the room, with bats, skulls, and ravens like a gothy tomb, and fabulous fabrics fresh from her dad's loom, and crêpe paper flowers in permanent bloom where packed cozy comfort leaves no space for gloom.
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Dainty mushrooms keep growing in my sage. Slim stalks come of age, rampage, wage war across a soiled stage. I pull them out but they just...come right back. Baby umbrellas bushwhack, toxic non-snacks counter-attack. Each day I spot more and pluck them gently. Consequently they rise, intently, but placed differently. Movement makes me think they spawn from below. Tendrils grow, burrow, first slow then whoa, to fruit a white chapeau. Maybe I should water the planter less? I guess, if pressed, I should decompress, suppress stress, and assess.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
Old friend has a feed reader he wrote himself that he runs to read these, not one off the shelf. He says that my choice of dates is problematic; "unix epoch plus `i` days", too acrobatic. He doesn't get signals for posts in the past, so no entry updates until I've amassed a series of poems a thousand times twenty. But only by cheating could I reach that many, so, what if, instead, I change the dating scheme to be in the future but with the same theme? It certainly works, but, he laughs with concern, "That plan sounds like you want to watch the world burn."
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https://www.fdrseamarket.com/
At seamarket there is a stall I visit every time. The woman sells this jerkied pork with garlic, pepper, fish, and lime. The listed price is 35 per pound of belly meat that has been sliced, seasoned, and fried, and dried into a crispy treat. She reaches in a hulking bin and scoops onto a scale a mound of meaty mortal sin, and then her son completes the sale. I like to keep it icy cold to add some extra crunch that amplifies the joy tenfold and turns it from a snack to lunch.
These poems are Avi's diary. You can email him at avi@invariablyhappy.com