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CoffeeWaffle
Coffee Waffle
on a sign.
Soft Falafel?
Get in line!
Fried chickpea
with other stuff,
bubble tea,
and a creampuff.

48
LIRRTicket
The Long Island Rail Road from Bayside to Penn
departs for downtown once an hour, and then

it whisks you away to the heart of Manhattan
in long metal chains of commuter train cabins.

The fare's just five dollars, a bargain for distance,
and friendly staff wait at the desk for assistance,

but if you don't use the pass you're out of luck,
the fee to refund it's a whopping ten bucks.

47
MadisonConcourse
grand Central has an artery
that Brings you to the top,
five Rows of escalation ringed
in Glassy green backdrop.

it Takes you from long island trains
to Madison concourse
and Messes with your weary brain's
perSpective data source.

inSide the transit system there's
no Angled view that's greater
than Looking up these moving stairs,
its Longest escalator.

46
PigeonSpikes
Place a pack of pigeon pokers like a porcupine--
strips of spikes to stop the spread of shit across the sign.
People look up at the arrows free from defecation,
no birds dropping bombs on the directions to Penn Station.
Else they'll go the other way as trains roll East from dock
and trek across Long Island three more hours to Montauk.

45
NoStanding
The signs say no standing on poles down the street.
But standing means sitting in the driver's seat.
The rule's against cars occupying the road,
not humans on legs in a statuesque mode.
It tells of the car's, not the driver's position.
And stopping your wheels needs D.O.T.'s permission.

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